March 1, 2012
From
Poolandspa.com Newsletter
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Las Vegas, NV USA
Modified from An Original Post On the Poolandspa.com
Message Board
By J. March From Louisiana
TOP 10 LIST
OF EXCUSES TO KEEP PEOPLE OUT OF YOUR POOL:
1- Someone
crapped in the pool and it's "not ready yet".
2- We are
fighting an "Algae Bloom".
3- We just
shocked the pool and the chlorine will burn your eyes
out.
4- We're not
done treating some sort of unknown fungus problem.
5 - Snake
problem.
6- Dead
squirrel stuck in the skimmer.
7- "Missing" gerbil issue.
8- The Pool Guy said "whatever
you do, don't go in the pool yet".
9- Mom got a small shock while
swimming last night, but she should be out of the
hospital soon.
10- Someone did, in fact, admit
to peeing in the pool.
