October 11, 2010
From
Poolandspa.com Newsletter October 2010
Las Vegas, NV USA
Modified from An Original Post On the Poolandspa.com
Message Board
By J. March From Louisiana
TOP 10 LIST
ABOUT KIDS USING YOUR POOL:
1- They will
apply a whole bottle of sunscreen and then immediately
jump into the pool and it will take a week to clear up
the water and the film around the edge.
2- They KNOW
when you're trying to sneak out early AM or late PM for
that nice, quiet, relaxing dip in the pool and demand to
get in with you even though they've spent all day in the
pool.
3- They think
it's NEVER time to get out of the pool.
4- They would
sleep in the pool if you'd let them.
5- They like
to eat in the pool.
6- They think
it's cool to act like a dolphin and eat whatever food
they have in the water.
7- They cannot
understand why we don't want them to run around the
pool.
8- They think
sunscreen is just another way for us grown-ups to make
them wait to go in the pool.
9- They REFUSE
to wait that "magic 20 minutes" after they eat, before
going into the pool.
10- No matter
what they tell you, they WILL pee in your pool.
