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TOP 10 LISTS - EXCUSES TO KEEP PEOPLE OUT OF YOUR POOL

March 1, 2012
From Poolandspa.com Newsletter
Poolandspa.com News
Las Vegas, NV USA
Modified from An Original Post On the Poolandspa.com Message Board By J. March From Louisiana

TOP 10 LIST OF EXCUSES TO KEEP PEOPLE OUT OF YOUR POOL:

1- Someone crapped in the pool and it's "not ready yet".

2- We are fighting an "Algae Bloom".

3- We just shocked the pool and the chlorine will burn your eyes out.

4- We're not done treating some sort of unknown fungus problem.

5 - Snake problem.

6- Dead squirrel stuck in the skimmer.

7- "Missing" gerbil issue.

8- The Pool Guy said "whatever you do, don't go in the pool yet".

9- Mom got a small shock while swimming last night, but she should be out of the hospital soon.

10- Someone did, in fact, admit to peeing in the pool.

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